Letter to the Editor
It would appear the Rush Limbaugh has been caught buying hard drugs. It makes me wonder what will happen to him if he’s convicted. Will he go to prison like Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong fame – or – will he get off easy like what happened when John Ashcroft’s nephews were caught dealing pot? And – how will Rush explain to his conservative audience that he is addicted to narcotics?
I think he’ll claim that Clinton made him do it.
The only thing that could be better is if it happened on my birthday.
(Later note from the future. When he admitted it – it did happen on my birthday!)