The Sacred Joke of the church of Reality

This post was written by marc on December 1, 2003
Posted Under: Religion

There are 10 kinds of people in the world – those who understand binary numbers – and those who don’t.

(If you don’t get it – do the research!)

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Forgive me if I re-reveal that which has already been revealed, but as I revelled in the Sacred Joke it was revealed unto me that the Church could use a good high holy day or two. For this purpose, may I suggest Halloween and Christmas? Not because we intend to honor the dead or the birth of the son or dance around large and dangerous fires or contract mistletoe poisoning, but because these two dates enshroud a basic truth somewhat worthy of reverence:
OCT(31)=DEC(25).

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Written By Kaleo on December 10th, 2003 @ 6:05 pm

Forgive me if I re-reveal that which has already been revealed, but as I revelled in the Sacred Joke it was revealed unto me that the Church could use a good high holy day or two. For this purpose, may I suggest Halloween and Christmas? And may we celebrate each identically? Not because we intend to honor the dead or the birth of the son or dance around dangerous conflagrations or contract mistletoe poisoning, but so that we may be excused for confusing the two dates, OCT(31)and DEC(25).

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Written By Kaleo on December 10th, 2003 @ 6:19 pm

Funny in written form, but how would you tell this joke out loud?

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Written By Alex Libman on December 24th, 2003 @ 8:53 pm

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