Watching Dennis Miller is sad these days. I remember him back when he used to be funny – before he became Bush’s bitch for CNBC. Dennis Miller is so unfunny that the actually have to pay people to be in his audiance and laugh at him. Swear to koresh its true. The studio ran and ad on Craigs List paying people $15 to sit in his audience and laugh and clap for him.
I’m sitting here watching him trying to find something funny and is just isn’t happening for me. All I can see is Bush’s hand up his butt working his mouth like a puppet. Don’t they have any comedy writers for him? The camera pans to the audience where most of them arent clapping – but looking guilty like that might not get the $15 unless they do what the sign tells them to do.
Dennis Millers show is about as real as the Bush economic recovery – or weapons of mass destruction. Hey baby – we’re all going to Mars! Dennis Miller used to laugh at people who are like he is now. Now he’s one of them. He’s a zombie!
Dennis – my pity goes out to you man for being so pathetic. What does it feel like for a comedian to have to hire an audiance and pay people to laugh at you? I mean – isn’t that the very definition of LOSER? Good luck reclaiming your soul someday.
Here’s the ad:
DENNIS MILLER SHOW
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2004-03-09, 3:27PM PST
Audience work, one hour tape time, cash pay at end of show. Tapes 3/10, 3/11, and 3/12(1:45pm). Reply to email@example.com, incude contact number, nationality, and age or age range(submit photo if possible).
Thanks Brandon @ SRO
Compensation: $15 FLAT RATE