Saddam to return to power!

This post was written by marc on April 22, 2004
Posted Under: Bush

You heard it here first. Having realized that Saddam – a fierce oppressor of his people – created stability and kept the terrorists at bay. So Bush has decided to put Saddam back in power. Saddam will resume shipping oil and contract with Halliburton to manage reconstruction.

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Obviously that’s not going to happen. What I suspect, however, is that Bush is going to suddenly “find” some WMD’s at the perfect moment just before the election.

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Written By Kevin on April 26th, 2004 @ 6:30 am

Some kind of surprise will almost certainly happen to panic the country into buying off onto four more years of Bushwa in the Dark House. Possibly WMDs can be found, Osama bin Laden could be found, more anthrax could be mailed to opposition leaders, or perhaps the Sears Tower in Chicago could be vaporized. There are trillions of dollars riding on this next election, and the bastards are not going to let a little thing like freedom get in their way. Which means they won’t do any of this if they can co-opt Kerry, which they have probably already done. Then they can let us pretend to have another “election”.

New campaign slogan:

“It’s the lies, stupid!”

#2 
Written By Bill Fairchild on May 5th, 2004 @ 7:41 am

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