Saddam to return to power!

Posted in April 22nd, 2004

You heard it here first. Having realized that Saddam - a fierce oppressor of his people - created stability and kept the terrorists at bay. So Bush has decided to put Saddam back in power. Saddam will resume shipping oil and contract with Halliburton to manage reconstruction.

2 users commented in " Saddam to return to power! "

Kevin said,

in April 26th, 2004 at 6:30 am

Obviously that’s not going to happen. What I suspect, however, is that Bush is going to suddenly “find” some WMD’s at the perfect moment just before the election.

Bill Fairchild said,

in May 5th, 2004 at 7:41 am

Some kind of surprise will almost certainly happen to panic the country into buying off onto four more years of Bushwa in the Dark House. Possibly WMDs can be found, Osama bin Laden could be found, more anthrax could be mailed to opposition leaders, or perhaps the Sears Tower in Chicago could be vaporized. There are trillions of dollars riding on this next election, and the bastards are not going to let a little thing like freedom get in their way. Which means they won’t do any of this if they can co-opt Kerry, which they have probably already done. Then they can let us pretend to have another “election”.

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