America is a Christian Nation – Controlled by the Moonies

This post was written by marc on June 24, 2004
Posted Under: Politics,Religion

Well finally the “mainstream media” has caught up with the Internet. CBS News finally ran the story of the Reverend Syung Mung Moon being corrinated as the messiah by members of Congress in the Dirkson office building. I blogged about it weeks ago. Where is NBC, ABC and CNN on this story? Hiding it. That’s because the moonies are so powerful that they can bury this story. It’s not what you see in the news that’s scary – it’s what you don’t see.


Moon owns a lot of the media – He owns United Press International – and The Washington Times. Daddy Bush is a regular paid speaker at Moon mass weddings and Moon is the one behind the take down the cross put up the crown movement. The Christians do run America – the Moonie Christians. And as you can see, members of Congress are crowning him King. So it’s official. Who are the true Christians? The Moonies are! Hail the Moonies – the only True Christians!

Its funny – Christians have been calling America a Christian nation with out a clue as to why we have the separation of Church and State. They just don’t get it. So – maybe they will get it now. Yes – the Christians have taken over and they rule America. But – which Christians are in charge? The Moonies are in charge. So Christians – how do you feel about that? How do you like living in a nation where the Moonies control the state?

Religion controling government is a great idea when it’s your religion that’s running it. But if it’s someone else’s religion – then that’s a very different story.

Christians have emailed me and said – “America is a Christian nation – and if you don’t like it – get out!” Well – America is a Christian moonie nation – and if you don’t like being a Moonie – get out!

Feels kind of different to be on the other side of that – doesn’t it?


Here’s a piece of the CBS Story:

The Washington Post reported that Moon received a crown that was placed on his head. The crown was carried on a pillow by Rep. Danny K. Davis, D-Ill., who wore white gloves, the newspaper said.

The Post said Moon, 85, delivered a lengthy speech at the “Crown of Peace” ceremony. The newspaper quoted Moon as saying he was “sent to Earth . . . to save the world’s six billion people. . . . Emperors, kings and presidents . . . have declared to all Heaven and Earth that Reverend Sun Myung Moon is none other than humanity’s Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent.”

So – you see Christians – you were right. Jesus has returned in the form of the reverened Syung Myung Moon. Moon is officially Jesus because America is a Christian nation – and the nation officially crowned Moon messiah. And if the government crowns you messiah – which they just did – then it’s official. America officially recognizes Moon as Lord – our father – the True Parents.

From this day forward your religion as you have know it is over. You will worship Reverened Moon as God – the True Messiah. Jesus has returned. Resistance is futule. You will be assimilated. You are hereby ordered by the authority of the United States of America to bend your knee and pray to Moon now and to publically acknowledge that Moon is Christ returning.

Look Christians – this is about your eternal soul. Do you want to Burn in Hell forever? I don’t think so. Well – there’s only one way for you to save yourself and that is to accept the True Father into your heart and worship HIM. Reverened Moon is your true father and he has demonstrated his authority by having America – the greatest Christian nation on Earth – crown him King. Why else would former presidents like poppy Bush speak at Moon mass weddings? Why else is the leadership of the christian world sucking up to him? How do you explain miracles like this if Moon isn’t the true father? Are you going to take a change with your soul and risk frying in Hell forever? It’s time to bend your knee and worship Moon the way these members of Congress are. Democrats and Republicans joining together in harmony to worship Moon. This has to be a miracle! God is making it happen for Reverend Sun Myung Moon!

How about it Christians? Sounds kind of funny being on the other side of that – doesn’t it? of cource – as the Founder of the Church of Reality I think all Christian religions are just as stupid. But I wanted to push the issue a little so that you can experience what it’s like to be on the other side. How does that feel?

Reader Comments

That’s funny. Usually when Perkel posts something, there’s usually a ditto monkey rebutting almost immediately. Has Perkel struck a nerve? Wow, the silence is deafening…

#1 
Written By charlie chingas on June 24th, 2004 @ 11:42 am

I read the story when it was first posted and yesterday see it reported on CNN. CNN! and since it made it to CNN that means the story was repeated an infinite number of times. (you know they only have like 10 min. of footage looped over and over.)Anyways it caught me off guard and i had a good laugh. Wheres MANCE on this one, he usually likes to justify EVERYTHING. I know you can do it!

#2 
Written By undrgrnd on June 24th, 2004 @ 11:55 am

Justify? Hehe… Is Sun Myung Moon pledging to buy Washington D.C. a shiny new monorail system in exchange for that spectacle?

Anyway, I had a dream last night. Won’t it be nice if we could get the fiscally conservative Republicans who just want a smaller government to split off from the undereducated egocentrically-Christian Bush-loving warmongering human waste? That’s what happened in my dream, and I think the saner fraction of the Republican Party would dominate the other. Though the Democrats would probably still be on top, this would also cause the “lesser of two evils” mentality to be reduced, and the Ralph Nader / Green Party would become a genuine choice, thus their issues will finally make it into the national agenda.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it can happen with the current voting system, where the people who simply don’t want to pay half of what they make in taxes must have the Moonies and other vile crap attached to their vote. Maybe this is why the majority of people simply don’t bother going to the polls?

~~Alex~~

#3 
Written By Alex Libman on June 25th, 2004 @ 7:34 am

This goes to show us how retarded this world is and how retarded our leaders our, religion is a crutch for people who can’t do things with in themselves, this article was very interesting and funny, thanks for the laugh it was great.

#4 
Written By Joshua GIllogly on June 25th, 2004 @ 8:27 am

Oh no, a day goes by and Mance hasn’t come to unveil the bullshit! Something must be wrong.

You see, I have too much of a life to return her multiple times daily to make posts and prove why Perkel’s full of shit. However, in this instance, proving that he’s full of shit it easy.

He’s amazing at posting only selective parts of articles. He hasn’t mentioned that eevry single one the lawmakers present (3 were mentioned in the Post article) said that they were unaware of the depth that the ceremony would go to. Also, amusingly enough, two of those three were DEMOCRATS, not Republicans.

Moon is a dumbass. Moon is allowed to own as many newspapers as he wants. He’s allowed to claim himself the Messiah. If you don’t like it, blame the liberals who came up with the Bill of Rights. And it doesn’t matter if all of Congress was in attendence at this meeting–every citizen of the United States is allowed to practice whatever religion they want at any time. That first ammendment you love oh-so-much swings both ways.

#5 
Written By Mance on June 25th, 2004 @ 8:49 am

People are free to practice whatever religion they like on their own time. Members of Congress, however, have a responsibility to act in accordance with the law (including separation of Church and State), and in accordance with the expectations of their constituents. Engaging in an act that those Unification Church cultists will reference as proof of their dominance is inexcusable.

#6 
Written By Alex Libman on June 28th, 2004 @ 11:59 am

Show me where they have violated a law. If they want to participate in any acts associated with the Unification Church, they can. There is no law stopping them. You have no right to say that it’s inexcusable.

#7 
Written By Mance on June 30th, 2004 @ 8:50 am

yes he does, show me the law were it says he can’t say that this is inexcusable.

#8 
Written By joshua gillogly on July 2nd, 2004 @ 5:04 am

I’m sorry…the liberals came up with the Bill of Rights? Check your history, Mance. You make a good point about Freedom (and how Moon is exercising it), but you distract from your clear message by sounding like a ditto-head dumbass. Keep making the comments and keeping people in line, but don’t write like an idiot.

#9 
Written By mickeytopogigio on November 18th, 2004 @ 6:57 pm

THE GIFT OF CHEESE.
PAX IT ON IF YOU WITCH.
http://GREENCHEESEPARTY.COM

MOON NOT ONLY THINKS HE’S GOD, HIS SON’S EXPOSE REVEALS ORGIES, MASSIVE DRUG USE, VIOLENCE AND LET’S JUST SAY A TAD BIT OF FAMILIAL DISHARMONY NOT CONSONANT WITH BEING GOD. NOT THE LEAST OF HIS LITTLE FOIBLES IS THAT HE IS VIRULANTLY RACIST. READ “THE REPUBLICAN NOISE MACHINE” BY REFORMED MUD SLINGER DAVID BROCK FOR THE ICKY DETAILS.

#10 
Written By emitovich on July 2nd, 2007 @ 7:52 am

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