How low do gas prices go to get Republicans elected?

This post was written by marc on October 22, 2006
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

How low do gas prices have to go to get Republicans elected? Especially knowing that as soon as the election is over that prices are going back up, how low would Republicans have to go? Under $2.00? Or what if they went all the way down to 75 cents? Maybe Republicans should try sending us all a $300 tax refund? Or they could do a prayer circle to show us how religious they are. Or maybe if we blame it all on those “commie lib’rals” like Nancy Pelosi and the witch Hillary who are going to put gays in charge of the military. Who are just going to “cut and run” while raising your taxes and destroying the moral fabric of society. If you don’t vote Republican then Islamic death squads will slaughter your family, and then the Democrats will tax you after you die.

I just can’t take two more years of insanity. Time to pull the plug on the Bush plan.

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