Can’t Bush spy on the Republican Congress?

This post was written by marc on October 23, 2006
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

People are asking themselves if they reelect Republicans how they will be able to solve the problem with gay Republicans wanting to have sex with underage pages. But this isn’t a problem for Republicans because in their wisdom they passed laws that will protect the children from their sexual advances. Those who call this a “do nothing Congress” don’t appreciate the wisdom of the laws they passed.

You see, they gave Bush the authority spy on Congress. He can tap their phones and email and Instant Message access and Bush will be watching over them to make sure they keep their hands off the kids. Bush is like Santa Claus on steroids. “He know when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for Heaven’s sake!”

And how could Congress object to Bush tapping their phones because if there was anything wrong with Bush spying on Congress then why would they have voted to let him do it? So mothers, don’t you worry your pretty little heads. Your children are in good hands with the Republican led Congress.

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