Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to everything

This post was written by marc on March 15, 2007
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

Apparently Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind behind the 9/11 has, after being tortured for several years, confessed to the 9/11 attacks, the murder of Daniel Pearl, plotted to kill Presidents Clinton and Carter, and Pope John Paul II. It just goes to show that torture works. That if you torture someone enough that you can get them to confess to anything. Some experts don’t think it’s possible for one guy to be behind as many things as he’s confessed to. But they don’t care because what really happened doesn’t matter as long as we can pretend someone is responsible.

His confession provides no information. We don’t know if he was involved or not in anything. All we know is that he was forced to say he was. Rumor has it that he also confessed to being behind the attack on Perl Harbor, the sinking of the Lusitania, and the crucification of Jesus Christ. He is currently being tested to see if he is the father of Anna Nichole Smith’s baby.

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