Christine O’Donnell didn’t join a Coven!

This post was written by marc on September 20, 2010
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Pinky and the Brain

Letter to the Editor

The Liberal elitists intellectuals are trying to make a “big deal” over the Bill Maher interview of Delaware Tea Party candidate for Senate Christine O’Donnell practicing witchcraft. She just dabbled into witchcraft. She never joined a coven!

You see as they say, the Devil is in the details. “One of her fist dates”, she says, “was on a satanic alter.” She went to a movie and then “had a little midnight picnic on a satanic alter.” But you can’t blame her. Can’t we all just admit that all of us at one time or the other have taken a girl to the movies and ended up at the end of the evening having a little midnight picnic on a satanic alter? It’s high school! It just happens! There was just a little blood there, and she didn’t join a coven so it does count.

But that’s not who she is now. Now she’s fighting to stop scientists from using stem cells to create human-mouse hybrids. “They are doing that here in the United States.”, O’Donnell says. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

Besides, we all know what happens on a satanic alter stays on a satanic alter. That shouldn’t make a difference when electing her as United States Senator so she can stop the mice with human brains from taking over the Republican Party!

I’m Marc Perkel – And I approved this message!

Even as an Atheist I swear to GOD that I’m not making this stuff up. The scary part is that Republicans actually elected her!

Here’s the references.

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