Proving who is most conservative

This post was written by marc on March 1, 2012
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

The Republican candidates are struggling to demonstrate who is the most conservative candidate. Who is willing to go all the way and stand out from the pack? Here’s some ideas:

They can make a YouTube video clubbing a baby seal to death.

Promise to drill of oil in San Francisco Golden Gate Park.

If a woman gets pregnant through rape she has to marry the rapist.

Your employer can tell you where to go to church.

Require women to have to get their husband’s permission to get a drivers license.

Close all public schools and colleges.

No taxes at all for the top one percent.

Criminalize birth control, solar energy, teaching science, labor unions, vaccines, and yoga.

Require Atheists to go to church.

If one of the Republicans took these positions they could win the primary. But might have a little trouble in the general elections.

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