Dems lost because they opposed sex with miners

This post was written by marc on March 28, 2017
Posted Under: Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

The Democratic party has been losing ground in rural white America because of the their opposition to having sex with miners. “Just because I work in a coal mine doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be allowed to have sex!”, a coal miner might have said if he were asked. “These liberals want to control what I do in bed!”

I reporter might have said in response, “It’s not sex with miners, it’s sex with minors. That means you can’t have sex with your daughters.” “Oh – I get it now,”, the miner might have responded. “But that’s even worse!”

Looks like getting the rural white vote is going to be a challenge for Dems as Hillary plans her next run for president in 2020.

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