Marc Perkel Rantz

Haggard Foley Joke

So one day Mike Foley and Ted Haggard are on horseback inspecting the fence between the US and Mexico when Foley sees a sheep with his head stuck in the fence.

Foley gets off his horse and has sex with the sheep. After he gets done he says to Haggard, "You want some of this?" Haggard says, "Sure", and he snorts some Meth and sticks his head in the fence.