Watching Dennis Miller is sad these days. I remember him back when he used to be funny - before he became Bush's bitch for CNBC. Dennis Miller is so unfunny that the actually have to pay people to be in his audiance and laugh at him. Swear to koresh its true. The studio ran and ad on Craigs List paying people $15 to sit in his audience and laugh and clap for him.
I'm sitting here watching him trying to find something funny and is just isn't happening for me. All I can see is Bush's hand up his butt working his mouth like a puppet. Don't they have any comedy writers for him? The camera pans to the audience where most of them arent clapping - but looking guilty like that might not get the $15 unless they do what the sign tells them to do.
Dennis Millers show is about as real as the Bush economic recovery - or weapons of mass destruction. Hey baby - we're all going to Mars! Dennis Miller used to laugh at people who are like he is now. Now he's one of them. He's a zombie!
Dennis - my pity goes out to you man for being so pathetic. What does it feel like for a comedian to have to hire an audiance and pay people to laugh at you? I mean - isn't that the very definition of LOSER? Good luck reclaiming your soul someday.
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DENNIS MILLER SHOW
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Date: 2004-03-09, 3:27PM PST
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Letter to the Editor
Its been one years since the war started - are we better off today? I think not. Saddam has been replaced by chaos. No weapons were found. We may be stuck over there forever. America is hated and feared by countries that were our allies. Tens of thousands of lives lost for nothing. The deficit is 500 billion a year and climbing. Schools are closing. Gas prices at record highs and Greenspan talks of rationing Social Security.
Clearly America did not win this war. The only one who seems better off today than they were a year ago is Bin Laden because America is far weaker and world opinion has turned against us. I think America needs a regime change.