Letter to the Editor
Apparently Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind behind the 9/11 has, after being tortured for several years, confessed to the 9/11 attacks, the murder of Daniel Pearl, plotted to kill Presidents Clinton and Carter, and Pope John Paul II. It just goes to show that torture works. That if you torture someone enough that you can get them to confess to anything. Some experts don't think it's possible for one guy to be behind as many things as he's confessed to. But they don't care because what really happened doesn't matter as long as we can pretend someone is responsible.
His confession provides no information. We don't know if he was involved or not in anything. All we know is that he was forced to say he was. Rumor has it that he also confessed to being behind the attack on Perl Harbor, the sinking of the Lusitania, and the crucification of Jesus Christ. He is currently being tested to see if he is the father of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.
Letter to the Editor
Attorney General Gonzales concedes that he "made some mistakes" as if his firing of 8 prosecutors who refused to participate in Bush's latest voter suppression scheme was some sort of simple error. Gonzales should go to jail for what he did but that's not going to happen because he fired all the prosecutors who had the integrity to prosecute him for it.
Letter to the Editor
People are wondering why gas prices are going up again. Some think it's supply and demand. Some think it's oil refinery maintenance. Some say it's because of China and India. But I think it's none of those things. Last year was an election year and the gas companies lowered gas prices to help Republicans get elected. This year isn't and election year so we're going to have to pay big time. But next year as November approaches you'll see gas prices dropping again.