I've been admiring Bush's ability to take failure and try to describe it as a success. Bush will say that because the economy isn't failing as fast as predicted as a recovery. That somehow going from the biggest surplus in the history of the world to the biggest deficit in the history of the world is a strong economy.
So I got inspired by this and pointed out to my girlfriend that the number of women in the world that I didn't sleep with is greater than the number of men in the world that she didn't sleep with.