Letter to the Editor
I call today for the resignation of Bush and Cheney. This presidency is a failure and a sham. From the stolen elections to the Iraq quagmire no one wants you in office anymore. The Democrats hate you. The Republicans hate you. The troops who you have enslaved hate you. We can't stand to wait two more years while you run America into the ground. You are a criminal. You are a disgrace, and you bring shame on our nation. It is time for you to go!
So one day Mike Foley and Ted Haggard are on horseback inspecting the fence between the US and Mexico when Foley sees a sheep with his head stuck in the fence.
Foley gets off his horse and has sex with the sheep. After he gets done he says to Haggard, "You want some of this?" Haggard says, "Sure", and he snorts some Meth and sticks his head in the fence.